On the scene

Manchester's star resident team from Tangled?

The very same. Three years in the making - from free parties in Hulme to Club Underground to The Thirsty Scholar to The Boardwalk - they're putting the underground house sound back into Saturday nights.

So they've filled Haslams's slip-ons, eh?

Definitely. Tangled is selling out week in, week out, and everyone's gagging for the day the Boardwalk get it together to refurbish their second room, so that Phil & Terry can expand their musical horizons.

So what else do we need to know about these two?

Terry's a hairdresser by day and Phil used to be a journalist

And about Tangled?

Once a month, it's In The Red, and you can get in for half-price if you take a copy of your latest overdrawn bank statement. They're running a league table and the worst case so far was £750 overdrawn. Can you beat that?